7 Deadly Sins (Haiku)

Wrath
Military Pop
Straps Bomb to chest, kisses wife.
This is for junior.

Sloth
She lives in still life.
lackadaisically, waste
away in real time.

Pride
There’s nothing wrong with
doing good work, but bragging
tarnishes your worth.

Greed
Stay on infinite
Grind to make dough, but does he
have a life to show?

Gluttony
Momma used to say
“your eyes are bigger than your
stomach” why she lie?

Lust
His passion burns with
the heat of a thousand suns.
Well… so does his piss.

Envy
I want what you got,
you want what he got, now we
all done got… herpes…

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