When she calls, answer on the first ring;
Don’t hang up until you’ve denounced all the crazy co-workers and
repented for every bad thing men have ever done.
Be manhood’s martyr.
Die in her eyes and watch her melt.
She will want to kiss you goodbye;
She will flutter out of her cocoon for you.
Clothing splayed along carpet;
Fabric chrysalis shells leading you to your butterfly.
Admire her beauty tourist-like;
Take pictures at a distance.
Don’t touch the gem you possess.
She will want to shine all the more.
Kill her with kindness;
Watch her become the perfect zombie
mindlessly following behind you.