It’s destined to happen to all our favs;
To leave this life and meet their graves;
Happening on the most random days;
The bell does surely toll.
For Dale, a walker claimed his life;
For Milton, the tip of the Governor’s knife;
Milton then saw Andrea and took a bite
as time went by oh so slow.
But as we sit and contemplate
About our dear Daryl Dixon’s fate;
Many have decided if he dies
Then the masses shall riot.
And while my heart would certainly hurt
From fandom hopes all gone berserk;
A few tears I may even cry,
But other than that, my household will be quiet.
Because no one riots for T-Dog.
Some say T-Dog had no skill;
His life held no particular thrill;
And after that situation on the roof
There’s no passion for this crook.
But without T-Dog, we would have no Carol
Who went on to save, Rick, Maggie, and Daryl;
When Terminus went from starving
To including human in their recipe book.
Alas T-Dog made a sacrifice;
To save Carol, he gave his life;
And season three saw the demise
Of our hero in that prison hall.
He was a crook, but so is Daryl;
And lest we not forget that racist Meryl;
Whom we mourned at the end of his life;
Yet no one rioted for T-Dog.
So here we are, Season 6;
Wolves and Saviors all in the mix;
Mistakes are made, our group splits up;
Rick is bold, Maggie’s tough;
Carol has doubts about the price
Of living with the death shes dealt.
Daryl finds himself out for revenge;
For the death and kidnapping of his friends;
His brash nature and cockiness
May have just led to his end.
The fandom yells upon this plot;
The sight of episode 15’s final shot
Has seen the pitchforks start to rise;
The flames of torches soon ignite;
For me, I’ll sit back, release a sigh…
For no one riots for T-Dog.
Yes, no one riots for T-Dog.