Wear a trench coat
When you have your captive audience,
Open it with the intensity of single mothers opening child support checks
Or hungry children opening cabinets.
Thrust hips forward.
Shine like TenderHeart Bear in full Care Bear stare
Most will initially be in shock. Especially the children.
Some will be aroused.
Most will wish they had your courage.
In this moment you are truly free.
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